Chronicles of Gar

Beyond the Blood Drift
Alien Races
Planetary Systems
Vehicles & Technology
GM Section
Tales of the Jedi
Rebel Alliance
The Empire
Bounty Hunters
Tapani Sector
Pirates & Scoundrels


From the days of the ancient Jedi to the struggles of the Rebel Alliance against the Galactic Empire, these are the adventures of the Warriors of Gar.

Sithspawn's Forum has more adventure write-ups.



Warriors of Gar Vs. New Bloodaxe Order Update

EPISODE I  Ares, God of War worshipped on Gar, sent two messengers to meet with Tetris Bloodaxe, Queen of Gar.  Ares himself also appeared to give the Queen his demands (a god does not ask).  Ares demanded that a temple to Ares be built at an exact location.  Then Tetris would arrange a contest of the best warriors on Gar, though he stressed this was not a 'to the death' contest.  The mightiest of the Warriors would be rewarded with a place amongst the gods, the honour of serving a a Lieutenant in Ares own army.  Tetris however would automatically be granted the position of General.  Knowing the Queen did not want this Ares gave her a chance to win her freedom by defeating a contestant of Ares own choosing at the contests.  The Temple was built and the contest took place.  when it was time for Tetris to fight Ares chose the powerful Coynite, and NBO member, Nash.  The Two squared off with swords at the ready.  Then, with just a finger Tetris touched Nash, who made a theatrical fall the ground.  Tetris had actually made a deal with the NBO.  No longer would the NBO stand for New Bandit Order.  It is now the NEW BLOODAXE ORDER, with Tetris, Nash and Machismo at the helm.  Their first sights are in taking control of the Blood Drift by eliminating the Blood Emperor, Phantillios.

EPISODE II  Bail Ohmar, Jo'din Northstar and Terri Lexgar arrive at Castle Bloodaxe to ask Tetris to stop with her NBO activities.  However, Bail and Jo'din join up with the NBO and Terri Lexgar is taken to the dungeons (XXX details).  Tetris meets up with an unknown ally who gives her plans to the undercity of the Blood Emperors Palace, but must fight off a vampire assassin on her return to Castle Bloodaxe.  Tetris throws a party in honour of Ares, the God of War.  Ares appears and a deal is struck that gives Tetris a huge army and the backing of the God of War himself.  Tetris also learns that the new Temple of Ares in her kingdom secretly hides a Stargate.  Ares takes Tetris through the Stargate to the world of New Gar, a vast military metropolis in a distant galaxy under the command of Ares.

Episode III  Tetris travels to the Sith tomb world of Korriban in search of ancient family relics.  Legend says that many centuries ago there was a Lord Bloodaxe, who was a powerful Sith.  After breaking the Imperial blockade Tetris finds the meager tomb of her ancestor.  Tetris finds two of the three fabled Bloodaxe relics.  The first is the Blood Ruby, mounted on a silver disc on a necklace, making the wearer invisible to the force.  The second was the Gauntlet of Bloodaxe, giving it's wearer deadly telekinetic powers.  The third relic, the Blood Axe, was suspiciously missing.  Tetris had to fight past mutant sith creatures to get back to her ship.  Now Queen of Gar is ready to confront the Blood Emperor, Phantillios.

Episode IV  As Tetris finalises her plans to kill the Blood Emperor an assassination attempt is made on her life, one the Warrior Queen deals with efficiently by killing both her would-be killers.  Soon Tetris is on her way to the Blood Emperors palace, and upon arriving the NBO must act fast to stop another attempt on their lives.  Finally the Blood Emperor is confronted by Tetris Bloodaxe.  Tetris neutralises the Blood Emperor's force powers with the Amulet of Bloodaxe.  The NBO instantly take the initiative and launch their attack upon the Dark Lord.  It is Tetris herself who delivers the final killing blow.  Suddenly the spirit of the Blood Emperor stands before Tetris.  He was a ghost all along, a descendant of Bloodaxe testing the Warrior Queen to see if she was worthy of his power, and worthy of taking on the Bloodaxe Legacy of the Sith.  Tetris has but a few days to give her answer...

Episode V Tetris contemplates the option given by Ares, God of War, only to hear word of a new threat to the blood Drift.  An armada of Draygon starships had entered the Blood Drift and was destroying everything in it's path on route to the Capital.  The Draygon Warlord Carnifex faced off with Tetris Bloodaxe and declared himself ruler of the Blood Drift.  Carnifex would not claim the Blood Emperor title though, as the Draygon Warlord would dare not give himself the title of Emperor, a title reserved only for Drangal.  Tetris fled to Gar, where Ares awaiting her answer.  He wanted a sacrifice, two of her friends, though not a blood sacrifice.  Ares wanted Livia and the Jedi Nun Jo'din Northstar to be as sexually brutalised as Tetris had done to Terri Lexgar.  Tetris refused.  Ares left, now leaving the Queen of Gar in a very precarious position.

Episode VI  The Hunt for Lira Vex.  Tetris has a plan to get back in Ares good books.  She would make a sex sacrifice, but it would be the SG-17 member Lira Vex, and ex-Dark Jedi who Tetris hates with a vengeance.  After humiliating Jo'din by making her strip naked, Tetris has Terri, who was also a Stargate operative, to tell her where she might find Lira.  Terri also does not like Lira, so when Tetris says she will let Terri take out whatever sexual fetishes she wishes on the up tight Lira Vex Terri agrees.  Tetris, Athena, Livia and Bail Ohmar travel through the secret Gar Stargate to a Rebel safeworld.  However, the distant world was under attack by a race that would turn out to be the Nok-Tek-Cha.  Tetris helps defend the Rebel world, protecting the poorly armed village.  After combat who should appear but none other than Lira Vex and Warriors of Gar supporter Xara Blade.  Tetris took both captive and returned to Gar.  

Episode VII Ares, God of War, happy with recent events in Castle Bloodaxe offers Tetris a deal to reunite their alliance.  Ares demands a tribute.  The sly Bloodaxe Queen knows what to do.  She travels to the Amazon kingdom and takes the Amazon Queen prisoner, offering her to Ares.  The God of War is pleased, and as a reward gives Tetris the location of a powerful enchanted sword that the god of War himself once wielded into combat.

Episode VIII The Sword of Ares
The adventure starts at Castle Bloodaxe. It is a cold night and the fog is thick. Livia and Ares of Oldfort are outside and are attacks by skeletons! The pair make light work of their undead attackers, but where they come from is a mystery.

Meanwhile, on a distant planet, a mystery figure makes a deal with King Alfrun Bloodaxe.

Back on Gar Tetris leads the quest to retrieve the Sword of Ares from an ancient temple. The trek takes several days across the mountains, on foot, with the Queen of Gar accompanied by Taurus, Athena and Jo'din. The temple proves treacherous with giant critters and elaborate traps hindering the quest. Eventually Tetris finds the inner chamber, and discovers that this is in fact a temple to the goddess Athena, not Ares! regardless, the heroes destroy the guardians and Tetris retrieves the Sword. Transported out of the temple the heroes are opposed by Tetris's father, King Bloodaxe, along with four Draygons. Tetris is not amused, and in seconds cuts down three of the Draygons and her father while her companions simply stand there in awe. The mists reclaim King Bloodaxe and Tetris returns triumphant to Castle Bloodaxe.

End of ACT I

For now the NBO is over. The Warriors of Gar live on. 

"I told you dude... The Empire, Sith, NBO... they come and go.  But the Warriors of Gar are here forever!"


Warriors of Gar Vs. New Bloodaxe Order



The Land Beyond the Magic Mirror

Time Bandits

A typical day in Time Bandits HQ sees Viper and the rest of the Time Bandit freak show end up in a mirror universe combing Alice in Wonderland with the Wizard of Oz!  And even Darth Vader learns not to mess with the Time Bandits!!!


Terror at Zita Major

Jedi Era

The Gran run the world of Zita Major with as much efficiency as they could.  It was a harsh smog clouded world, but peaceful and free from and disputes.   It was unfortunate for the population of Zita Major that the Sith, led by the Mandarin and Lord Insidious Vile, would choose to test their new weapon on this peaceful world.  The weapon would be missiles loaded with the deadly Scarab Beetles.  The Sith warship Siths Revenge had already destroyed the Light of the Republic starcruiser in orbit of Xxanos, and now they combined Scarab missiles with concussion bombs.  The effect was devastating.  The Jedi arrived before the Sith, but in time to be aware of the Sith plan.  The Sith Lord Insidious Vile was killed after dueling with several Jedi, and succuming to a Tombstone Piledriver from the Time Bandit Guardian and the Sith fleet was forced to retreat thanks to the timely arrival of the Republic starfleet.  Despite these minor victories the planet paid the ultimate sacrifice.  The  damage done by the orbital bombardment ruptured the weak crust of the planet and Zita Major exploded!


Dawn of the Shadows

Rebel Era

Doctor Ugavine, Jan Vincent Torm and the Jedi Master Dee Von Zarachkas are attempting to find the rogue Bounty Hunter turned JAN leader, Bail Ohmar.  In their travels Dee Von meets up with Cal, his Padawan learner from the days of the Old Republic.  The group tracks the Liberator, Bail's ship, to the planet Marroon.  Dee Von senses evil at work, and the population are acting odd.  The planet has high tech, although Dr. Ugavine persists in calling it 'primitive', yet has no Imperial presence, and not even a Starport.  The group of Rebels discover that the population are under some kind of mind control by a super-computer.  Dr. Ugavine promptly hacks into the computer remotely to find it's location.  Nearing the computer, deep below the city, the group are confronted by Sith Warriors.  A fight ensues and Dee Von meets yet another friend from the Jedi Academy, a Jedi Knight named Colton.  They fight side by side until a giant creature, a SHADOW, emerges.  The group flee, except for Colton's partner who is bitten by the SHADOW and is turned into the SHADOW's undead servant.  Dee Von attempts to attack the creture but his efforts are in vain.  The group return to the Force Alliance council where they learn the terrible secret that the SHADOWS are an ancient powerful race who may now be awakening from their 40 million year slumber.


The Man with the Golden Tentacle

Time Bandits

Warning - this adventure is very silly, and a bit rude!  (but is a genuine recent adventure)

In the far future Ripley exchanges blows with the time traveling mercenary Time-Jack at the peak of one of Hoths ice capped mountains.  Time-Jack manages to push the half-ALIEN Ripley off a ledge, and a grenade causes an avalanche that drags the Time Bandit down the mountainside.  Then, just as he goes to make his escape, Time-Jack is startled as Viper in her Tank explode out of the mountain!  Time-Jack jumps on a STAP and attempts to flee, but the lunatic Viper drives her tank down the snowy slopes in pursuit.  A well aimed shot explodes Time-Jack's vehicle.  Time-Jack jumps free, but rolls down the mountainside, turning himself into a giant snowball.  Viper races to the bottom of the mountain.  Time-Jack hits a wall at the base of the mountain knocking him out cold, his stolen Time-Orb flies through the air and is caught by the pink bit.  

Da da daaa da da daaa... James Bond theme intro, which then turns into Austin Powers!!!

Agent Double Oh-No! arrives late with secret intelligence chief, M (Minion).  She passes Miss Spendapenny (Trish) and enters the office, but M has forgotten why she is there, but thinks it is "Cool," because he's the boss.  M proves he's the boss by ordering tea, even though he doesn't drink (being a cyborged Draygon construct he does actually drink, but he doesn't like tea!)  M then remembers and flicks the holo-remote.  After flicking through Batfink and the Wrestling Channel he eventually shows an image of a Quarren with a golden tentacle.  "This is Tesko-asda, a deadly assassin born on the world of Wallmart," explains M.  "He is traveling through time killing important Supermarket Corporation owners.  You, agent Double Oh-No, must find and apprehend him, but more importantly, find out who he is working for." 

Viper, aka agent Double Oh-No, visits U (Dr. Ugavine), the in the technical department.  "This may look like a deadly super laser," explains U, proud of his latest invention, "but it is in fact just an ordinary pen."  Viper leaves eventually leaves U equipped with a Mute Pen, a blow up Mallet and exploding underwear!

Next stop, Cabaret.

Arriving at Cabaret, accompanied by Agent Ripley, Agent Double Oh-No is prevented from carrying any of her weapons, to her dismay.  Still, at least she has her exploding knickers on.  Double Oh-No is greeted by two gorgeous Zeltron men.

"It is a pleasure to meet such a beautiful lady," greeted one of the men.

"Huh?" went Double-Oh-No.  "I ain't no lady!" At which she pulled up her top to flash her small pert tits at the two men, and the whole lobby.

Double Oh-No goes with the two men to a nearby lounge, where she spends the rest of the evening drinking, being groped, drinking, lots of belching, drinking some more, and eventually fucking both guys at the same time.

It is late evening, and Ripley goes in search of Agent Double Oh-No.  Hearing noises from behind the door of the Zetron's room Ripley bursts in to find, to her horror, but hardly shock, Agent Double Oh-No engrossed in double pleasure!  One of the Zeltron men look at Ripley.

"Warning!  Plan discovered!" said the guy, only this time in a more mechanical voice.  "Eliminate Agent Double-Oh-No!  Activate Orgasmatron!"  At which both guy started humping Double Oh-No forcing her over the the edge of erotic pleasure.  Seeing her friend in danger Ripley lunged at the one Male-Bot, decapitating it.  That was all Agent double Oh-No needed, she reached down and ripped off both mechanical dicks.

"Come on!" screamed Ripley grabbing Double Oh-No and running from the room.

They were soon stopped by Cabaret security, down solely to the fact Ripley was inadvertently dragging a completely naked Agent Double Oh-No down the corridor.

"I'll go put some clothes on."

Minutes Later and the secret agents were on the trail of Tesko-Asda, the Golden Tentacle.  Their duel led them to the docking ring.  Tesko-Asda at first proved a formidable opponent, and was soon assisted by more Male-Bots.  However, our heroes would triumph, defeating the Male-Bots and capturing The Golden Tentacle.


The Mandalorian Conspiracy

Campaign Log

Episode I - Wolf

Jedi travel to Aldis to collect a force sensitive child.  There the Jedi sense something odd with a man under arrest for the murder of his wife.  The Man is Darven.  Darven has been bitten by a Werewolf, who in turn becomes a werewolf.  It turns out the police captain is the real culprit, and the werewolf that turned Darven.


Episode II - Return of the Mandalores

Darven & Asra are on Coruscant looking for work.  they get a simple job to collect a cargo from Baltiss IV.  Krayl Nor and Malius Raith escape a Mandalorian assault on their cargo ship.  A Mandalorian fleet arrives and invades the world, looking for Krayl Nor and the astrogation co-ordinates he carries.  A safe route through the Blood Drift to the planet Gar.


Episode III - Parting the Blood Drift

Krayl Nor attempts to sell the Blood Drift astrogation co-ordinates and is offered a lucrative deal by the Mining Guild.  Krayl refuses the offer and instead continues with his sale to the Repubulic Spacers Guild, that will give public access to the new space route.  The Republic agrees to send a scout, a sullustan called noon, to verify the co-ordinates.

Meanwhile, on the Jedi enclave on Anduron, Daedar and Sasha share a dream showing the destruction of a Republic Scout ship, which they report to their Jedi Masters.  While the Jedi Master meditate on the dream Daedar and Sasha settle a local land dispute.  Returning to the enclave they are informed about the scouting mission to the Blood Drift.  Noon has been contacted and will wait at the Elrood Sector for the Jedi to accompany him.  Darven and Azra are hired to transport the Jedi to the Elrood Sector, taking Krayl Nor and Malius Raith as well.

Arriving at Elrood our heros are attacked by Mandalorian Commando's.  They eventually meet with Noon who explains that the assignment is too dangerous.  A Republic escort will be required, but a sponsor must be found to cover the 10,000 credit costs.  Krayl is not happy.  Darven and Azra choose to sponsor the journey, and the heros set off towards the Blood Drift nebula.

Emerging Beyond the Blood Drift the Rpublic frigate nears the planet Asteroth, a gas giant with many moons.  Sensors detect signs of technology on one of the moons, and Mining Guild starships.  The hero's, along with Noon and four Republic Troopers travel to the moon to investigate.  They soon learn that Cortosis is being mined, making it obvious the Mandalores intend a strike against the Jedi.  The hero's soon find themselves under fire from Mandalorian Commando's and battle droids.  Noon and the Republic Troopers are all killed in a grenade thrown by a Mandalorian, and the hero's themselves must run when confronted with a Droideka Destroyer Droid.  The hero's become trapped by Mandalores, and Krayl Nor confronts the Mandalore.  For Krayl's dark secret is that he once held the title of Mandalore.  The two duel.  When fleeing from the Droideka a box of grenades had been accidentally triggered.  This box explodes causing the building to shake.  The Mandalores lose their balance and tumble from the gantries into the abyss below, which is where the Mandalore also falls as he is defeated by Krayl Nor.  The hero's make a hasty escape as the reactor core of the base explodes.  The hero's manage to reach the Republic cruiser and escape the approaching Mandaloran Warships.




GM Info Campaigns Alien Races
Miscellaneous Technology Planets
Characters Links Homepage

Associates Links   Special Features  
Club Squirrel Star Wars RPG Holonet   Doctor Who   Blakes 7  
Dreadtech's Page Star Wars Artists Guild      
Shadowspawn's Lair Star Wars Online Journal   Sithspawns Forum  

It should be noted that some players use the picture of a famous movie or comic character to represent their character in-game.  No copyright infringement is intended on any such character.