Welcome to the world

of grim adventure

Dark Viper thinks he is so bold,

More daring than a dashing dandy,

But Dark Viper, he will not be told,

The Prancing Pricker is nothing but a nancy



Dark Viper, Dark Viper,

Take care his flashing blade,

Dark Viper, Dark Viper,

Makes sure that he gets paid,



Dark Viper, Dark Viper,

The life of a Lord sucks,

Dark Viper, Dark Viper,

Down on his bloody luck!